Announce in a demonic voice: Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it''s getting larger. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch! Tell him you've taken up podracing as a hobby. Ask him to give you lessons. Ask him if he ever knew, "A cute senator from Naboo. Walk around tripping every other step. If he asks you what you're doing, say, "Mesa Jar Jar Binks!
Steal his lightsaber and replace it with a hot pink one. Blame it on Tarkin. Ask him if he was ever arrested for child abuse. When he does something really evil, shake your finger and say, "Now, now, Ani, would your mother approve of that? Have emotional conversations with him. Ask him how he goes to the bathroom in that suit. Paint his TIE fighter yellow. When he asks you what you're doing, say that you can't see how an evil jerk like him could've ever been a Jedi. Throw mashed potatoes at him.
Whistle in his ear. When he comes after you, hide behind a stormtrooper. Call him an "evil creep with a dysfunctional family. Tell him he looks like a droid. Sign him up for a quilting class. Sing them whenever he enters a room. Jab him with a stick. Talk like Yoda all the time. Ask him to play Battlefront with you. If he does, make him be the Rebels. Tell him his mask looks stupid. Ask him if he's seen Obi-Wan lately. Stick refrigerator magnets to him. Follow him around talking about the similiarties between his life and Avatar: Talk about how his life was like Luke's.
Say, "It's almost like you're related! Tell him that you find his son attractive. Ask him if he likes twins. Whenever he gets close to you, pretend that you're being Force-choked. Have a loud conversation with a wall when he's nearby. If he asks you what you're doing, say that you're talking to Qui-Gon and that he's very disappointed. Call him Dear Old Darthy, especially when you're near someone. Ask him if he wants to buy some death sticks. After doing number 30, tell him that you dumped Luke for Jabba the Hutt.
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Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you! Or are planning to do any of these things Mental Hospital Phone Menu If any of these apply to you then no offense is entended.
Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are dyslexic, press If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. Too young to care. And I'm out of gum. Survivors will be shot again. Grenade is not our friend. But now I'm happy.
Most everyone's mad here. Laughs maniacally; starts to dissapear You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself. You Will Be Assimilated. It was nice working with you Gir. Fitzgerald "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. Seuss "Well I used to stand for something, Now I'm on my hands and knees. Trading in my god for this one, And he signs his name with a capital G. Advent Children "Why is the rum gone? What are you hugging me for?
He told me to. No, you like it. Stallion of the Cimarron "Don't you ever wonder what makes another person feel happiness? The Next Generation crossover by phoenix catcher "We're being led by an idiot with a crayon. You're supposed to be unconscious. Stallion of the Cimarron "Life leads to death. Or just seeking attention? It mostly involves not dying! Revenge of the Sith "Lady, people aren't chocolates. I am Melon Lord! Or I'll have to hit you. Don't lie to me! You're a vampire, aren't you! It's the middle of the day. Well that proves nothing I never should have let you read Twilight!
But when he opened his eyes, The boy was no butterfly, Only a mere human. Then he thought to himself: Did I just see a dream where I was a butterfly, Or is this a dream as well? Maybe I am but a dream, That is seen by the butterfly? Her early leaf's a flower; But only so an hour. Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief, So dawn goes on to day, Nothing gold can stay. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favour fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice. If you have read over 1, fanfics, copy this to your profile. Catalysis by Teh Twinnesses Presents reviews Work in progress. The Gate calculates with one small difference, and Trisha Elric lives - but the cost may be too high for Ed to afford.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: What happens when a certain Wizard finds an unexpected bundle on his doorstep? A shinobi raised as a wizard instead? T - English - Chapters: Black Sky by Umei no Mai reviews When you're a Black, you're a Black and nobody gets to hold all the cards except you. Not a Dark Lord with a grudge, not a Headmaster with a prophecy and certainly not the world's most influential Mafia Family Dorea is as much a Black as a Potter and she is not about to let anybody walk over her!
The Villain Wrangler by lil'hawkeye3 reviews When a sick child asks to meet a villain instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes , someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: The Price of Hitsuzen by jellolids reviews Our story begins as hitsuzen once again decides to play with the life of Kagome Higurashi, leading her to the store of the one person who understands hitsuzen better than she does Affinity by forthrightly reviews Crossover.
He was the last thing Kagome expected to discover in the modern era A story in bits and pieces. Keeping Your Character by Insanity-Red reviews When a girl from our world takes advantage of a quirk in the reincarnation system, guess whose body she ends up in? See what changes when the stupid cow isn't so stupid - nor a cow. What else will change when she retains knowledge from her previous life? Running Home by kirallie reviews HP crossover. On the run from both Death Eaters and the Ministry, Harry flees the Wizarding world to search for his sole remaining family member.
Of course, since he's Harry Potter nothing ever goes right. What if Sena was really smart? Don't like, don't read. Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: The 75 by mintjellyfish reviews To be a Victor was both an honor and a hindrance. A blessing, and a curse.
One-shots of the ones who lived, from the first to the last. Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: Leaving it all behind by Amira Devant reviews Harry knew about the horcruxes when he is faced with betrayal. Fleeing, he enters a new school. If he has to die then he will drag the SOB Voldemort with him.
Facing death, Harry leaves it all behind. Harry Potter - Rated: Upon entering, they have to go through various tests and screenings. One of these tests uncovers a long-lost family of one Duo Maxwell. Crossover with Harry Potter. They threw him away, he would change everything, he would save everyone he loved and leave the rest of them to rot. Rating for the future. No one knows where angels go when they die, not even the archangels. And if one finds himself in a different universe after death? It's one thing to leave heaven purposefully, it's another to find that heaven isn't even there.
And Gabriel is alone. A Flashlight to See in the Dark by Kazyre reviews When Iris dies suddenly, leaving Barry to raise their 3-year old nephew by himself, Hal Jordan steps up to help out his best friend. Years pass, friendship grows into something much more, and somehow the three of them become a family. Story will span Wally's life from age 3 all the way to the formation of the Team - will be mostly humor and fluff. Young Justice - Rated: Kingdom Hearts - Rated: Once Upon a Teashop by anaer reviews In which Jet's a stalker, Sokka's suspicious, and Zuko just wants to make it through the day without murdering anyone.
Welcome to the Jasmine Dragon. Last Airbender - Rated: Blue Flames And Red Waters by Kumo13 reviews Nagisa and Karma have been friends for years, but have been keeping a huge secret from each other. Will this secret be revealed now that they are both in Shizume city at the same time visiting their brother and cousin respectively? Also what will Yata and Fushimi along with the red and blue clans do when they find out that their young clans mates are best friends with each other? T - English - Humor - Chapters: The Stark Truth by misteeirene reviews Summer after 4th year Harry learns that James isn't exactly is father and Lily isn't his mother.
Will his newly discovered family be able to help him recover from his violent, abusive childhood? Will he be able to trust again enough to find love?
M - English - Chapters: Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat? Percy Percy never planned on being a demigod.
Now she has a father she doesn't want, answers she needs, and trying to understand her purpose in life now. And also, Poseidon isn't just the god of the sea. Older age makes one bitter, but earning her loyalty equals beyond a lifetime of devotion. Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: My Secret by Telentropy X reviews Altair and Malik rescue a young woman from the Templars, never expecting the drastic changes she would cause within the Brotherhood as a whole and for Malik personally.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: Sansa simply wants to stop being thrown from one man to the next as a bargaining chip and to live her days out in Winterfell with her family. She has just the plan to do that and end the lives of every Frey and Lannister that has hurt her but she needs her husband by her side to go through with it. She will claim the North. Game of Thrones - Rated: But with Order 66 given and the Jedi scatter her plans must be accelerated making her bring her adoptive son, Harry Potter, and her apprentices Daphne and Susan to their trials.
While on Earth Voldemort begins his plans for resurrection. Once More, With Feeling by Illusor Meaneld reviews If you could start your life over, knowing how things could turn out, what would you do differently? Cloud is offered this chance, and tries to change the future, but he quickly discovers that fate and destiny play a high stakes game. The Right to Live by Eilwynn reviews Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted.
FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. He went by the rules. Now, he's sick of it. He's tired of being a puppet on a string. It's his turn to play the game. M - English - Angst - Chapters: Pierrot by dark reviews The exorcists are slowly losing their faith in the Black Order, seeing how Allen was forcefully appointed a General. Why is Kanda so concerned about Allen's deteriorating health? T - English - Romance - Chapters: Dragonmagus by ShadowOkamiYokai reviews When saved by Pegasus from the Dursleys, Harry was taught by using his magic to change into Dragon-type duel monsters.
Now that the Rare Hunters are after him, with the help of Yugi and his friends, he's got to figure out of stay away from them. No One's Here To Sleep by mokona-pyuh reviews In which Shukaku doesn't take kindly to the Akatsuki trying to rip him from Gaara, panics, snags both of their souls and sends them across dimensions to a new body. Dusk To Dawn by reighost reviews Harry Potter's life reached its end and turned to dusk.
Sawada Tsunayoshi's life has yet to begin. A Sky from Dusk to Dawn. Harry reincarnated as Tsuna. A Spark of Life by Kiera27 reviews Harry never expected to find out that he had another aunt in the US that didn't think he was a freak. Of course he also didn't expect to be caught in a war between two factions of giant robots. When Steve Rogers comes into her life hoping she can point him toward Bucky, her future is quick to ignore her preference and smacks her in the face with not one, but two soul mates. A Matter of Mutation by Kiera27 reviews Harry always knew that he was different, a freak, but one day everything he knows changes when he makes the man go away.
Powerful but socially inept Harry. Not a childhood fic. Rating just in case. The Movie - Rated: Now he's years in the past with a whole new look,great, just great. Letters by TheEndless7 reviews Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation. The Black Bunny by Windseeker reviews Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything?
Strangers in Bars by Whispering Darkness reviews Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was. Willingly Forgotten by Reiuko reviews [Revision in progress] She was a lost soul, forgotten in time and left to wander due to her own decisions.
He was the unlucky Soul Reaper to find her. Fate's a funny thing, but with them, does it truly matter? This news shocked everyone. He didn't deserve this. How will he bear with this pain, physically and mentally? You're not alone, Ryoma-kun. We are here for you. Prince of Tennis - Rated: She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
In the Arms of an Angel by kirallie reviews AU. Harry made a friend before going to Hogwarts who wanted him to be protected. His prayer was answered. Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead. Hariel Potter wakes up in another world, with a dying mother dragon and four baby dragons to provide for.
M - English - Adventure - Chapters: Not in Chronological Order. But when something big happens, she realises that it isn't so easy anymore. Who comes to her rescue and helps pick up the pieces of her broken life. Anything is Quite Possible by fringeperson reviews If you know who to ask, then 'anything' really is possible, provided you're willing to pay equal to the value of your desire.
Lily will do anything to protect her baby. Rumplestiltskin is rather fond of that word. Rumbelle later, and other pairings. T - English - Family - Chapters: Albus immediately head's out to Privet Drive to find out what was going on, along with Minerva and a reluctant Severus Snape.
What they find out changes everything for everyone in the wizarding world. Is there a chance for anyone to go back and fix past mistakes? Teach Me To Live by Daughter of Thranduil reviews When a battered elfling is brought to Imladris, the household of Elrond Halfelven begin to teach her to trust and smile again.
This is her story as she grows up there and learns not simply to exist, but how to live. Family-centric fic covering pre-War of the Ring until the sailing of Legolas and Gimli. Lord of the Rings - Rated: Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
My immortal dads by ncalkins reviews Harry is the son of Hades, Zeus, and Poseidon made by their blood. They found their son but is he willing to get to know them. Back at the beginning. Breaking Light by Xelledina reviews Kagome's past refuses to let go. Tethered in Darkness, the wraith of betrayal haunts her nightmares and whispers for her to drown deeper in despair - she can't stay here anymore.
She moves to Twilight Town and befriends a peculiar group of people who guide her back to the Light. But, it isn't easy when self-doubt conflicts with progress and when both parties have something to hide. While walking in the forest Kagome sees Inuyasha and Kikyou together. Kagome goes into a rage and ends up in the Spirit Realm right outside Koenmas office.
Kurama is the only one to calm her raging beast. Meet Uncle John by kirallie reviews Due to an assignment Hary learns he has more family alive than he thinks. How will they react to suddenly being asked to care for him? And how exactly are they meant to keep their job a secret, after all this is Harry we're talking about. Loptr Farm by Oceanbreeze7 reviews Where Loki hides out on a farm and accidentally adopts a cat, a horse, a goat, an alpaca, snakes and rabbits, a couple of otters, and dog or four, and builds an animal rehabilitation service and home for wayward or abused creatures.
And of course, Clint's dog runs away from his farm and ends up in the middle of it all. He isn't named Lucky for nothing. Broken Shield by BrokenRepublic reviews After sacrificing himself to save Sora, Axel passes into a strange realm where an old man in a bowler hat offers him a second chance at life. It's not the Raptor DNA by SkullsandDuggery reviews "Her hateful gaze was all too familiar, almost a mirror when he saw past the crimson color, and slit pupils. Why would it be any different with creating the Indominus?
Constructive criticism is welcome and appreciated! Jurassic Park - Rated: Now that Voldemort has been resurrected he shall assume his inheritance. But who are his elementals? Darkness Embraced by xCleverFox reviews The voice started out as a whisper, telling me to give in. But as time progressed it became progressively louder; until it was finally loud enough to drown out my own thoughts.
Please, someone, save me from the dark. T - English - Angst - Chapters: Tender Hands and Unwavering Spirit by valexander25 reviews Failing the exam for a second time, Naruto meets a strange old man who wishes to teach him the way of the samurai. However, this opportunity comes with a price. His dream to become Hokage. An ordinary day in the life of a female mafioso by angrybridesaber reviews Sawada Tsunako didn't want to believe her home tutor when he told her that she was part of the mafia So now of legal age to get a Trainer's license at 16, Ash can start the road for just that.
Ash is a girl and perverts are everywhere. This time though, she's beginning to see just why no Potter ever went to a Curse Breaker about the issue. Bucky Barnes is certainly not about to start complaining.
Empire by Dreamwriter reviews AU Independent! What if from the beginning Harry saw that there was something just not right with the world around him? What if he does something about it? Unlikely allies, and unexpected inheritances abound. Symbiosis by corvusdraconis reviews Summary: Some would say the Aether was never meant for mortals or gods, having existed long before either, but what if it was simply waiting for the right vessel—someone broken just enough, betrayed just enough, to accept the bond that would make both of them whole again.
The Dursleys no longer obligated to care for their nephew do the unthinkable and sell him into slavery, now common in Muggle world. Hades' Gate by Caelichu reviews A change in fate. Harry's brother really is the Boy who lived while Harry stands in the background. Harry has to show everyone that, even if he doesn't have a prophecy claiming his power, he's got enough to stand out on his own. Thankfully, it seems that parenting actually is.
Pretend a Little by tolieawake reviews "I know this is a lot to take in," Renard said, spreading his hands and leaning forward over the desk. What if he grew up with Hao? Shaman King - Rated: Becoming Vasto Lord by only4bass reviews Remastered version of this story is up! I dropped the Devastating consequences title. I do not own bleach. Bleach with a dash of magic by Zerri reviews What if things ended differently for Harry at the end of his 4th year. What if he ended up moving to Japan and meets the Kurosaki family. Time traveling, yokai, and the Shikon Jewel? She could handle anything life threw at her.
Second Wind by Quill Q reviews Waking up alone in a deep forest made her believe she had died. But this just might be the most incomprehensible thing she'd ever managed. What do you do when being unwillingly thrown back in time? Shooting Stars and Setting Suns by unbidden16 reviews Samantha is one of the lucky few human beings gifted with the knowledge that life does indeed live out amongst the stars, but also amongst the humans as friends and protectors. Sequel to 'All the Stars in the Sky'. Please read the previous installation. She hoped one day to be something more, to get beyond a frightening encounter of her past.
She wanted a miracle, but never expected visitors from heaven. Be ready for a spin. Dear Order by SilverWolf reviews "I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to. Scars Don't Heal by Cuore l'anima della reviews At age 3 he was abandon.
At age 4 he met them. At age 14 they came back for him. But his new family won't let him go so easly. Born with a weak heart Tsuna was left alone. But he shows them he can be a boss with out them. A friend named Solo. What if that friend didn't die like he thought he did? What is Solo was Harry Potter? There she is given a chance to build an Empire of her own with Force users who are neither Sith nor Jedi. GreyHarry, rated M for language, violence, and language.
Koi No Yokan by memories. The heterochromatic eyes that stared back at him when he looked in the mirror or from a large population of children and young adults were a sign that they hadn't met their soulmate. He just never expected his own soulmate to be so What happens when an American girl living in Nazi-occupied France gets sent to prison? Inglourious Basterds - Rated: A crackish drabble-like series with no real plot.
She didn't realize starting a new school would be so difficult. One thing led to another and with Fate snickering down at her, she managed to land herself in the world of tennis as a manager at her brother's tennis club. If he can figure out just how he's going to return to his homeland that is.
What if Hilda Potter ran away from her relatives at the age of five, and disappeared from the Ministry's sights ever since? Now, seven years later, the Girl-Who-Lived is back, yet she is more dangerous. Or at least, that is what Thorin Oakenshield had thought up until that fateful night.
The dwarf had worried before over how the hobbit would fare when they reached the mountain That dragon was toast. Turns out hobbits can be very dangerous creatures when given a frying pan to swing around Hobbit - Rated: A problem that Anakin is stuck dealing with the entire time he knows the man, and Luke deals with like his father before him. Drabbles and oneshots which are not in chronological order. Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: A Hobbit's Rescue by Lady Laran reviews Gandalf keeps a promise he made to a dear friend, Belladonna Took, and in doing so, a lass is saved from a society that scorns women.
While she is rescued, the others find that their lives are changed for the better. The only solution may be to go back in time, so Cloud is understandably concerned. It's like they always say: Be careful what you wish for! A Dangerous Business by Caitriona3 reviews Miss Belladonna Lilly Baggins would very much like to know how she ended up on such an adventure! The Dwarves just know they need a fourteenth member in order to pay proper honor to Yavanna, wife of their creator, Mahal. One of Yavanna's children will do But, instead of reaching the sweet embrace of heaven, she finds herself in a world just as broken and coldhearted.
She's tired of witnessing death, so when Gregor Cleange goes to eliminate Rheagar's legacy, she begins her demolition of the Lannisters and the legend of the Witch Queen. Now he's in Nerima Japan, finding a dear friend he hasn't seen for years. Now being trained by a Amazon, having friends in half of the Crew, Hogwarts is in trouble! Under Wing by reighost reviews Prophecies where tricky things and lies are even tricker, Sirius's death becomes a catalyst and Dumbledore's lies crumple like a house of cards. Harry is left with a burning question…Who is he really? Crossover with Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Co-written with the lovely Araciel, who got me back into writing, go read her work, all of it is amazing! Huh - who would've thought that one of those places is an interrogation room? This is Slash and descriptions of gore. Hannibal sends love letters and thinks Will isn't getting them. Alana lied to Hannibal and never sent his first letter but told him that Will didn't want more of them.
A pissed off orderly decides to send the letters despite Alana's orders to shred them all. Will decides to break Hannibal out when the letters become too sweet. Papa Cloud by wolfsrainrules reviews "I'm a showman little one. It is my job to make others see what I want them to see. A Mhaighdean Bhan Uasal by mellowenglishgal reviews It was the year of the Rio de Janeiro Olympics. Great Britain was considering leaving the EU; the Syrian conflict was ongoing.
Lillian returned from her fourth tour in the Middle East in time to share her eccentric grandfather's last days. On a March hike through the Highlands, she makes a pilgramage to his favourite place: Anarkia by Naia reviews Abandonned by his guardians, Harry Potter vanished from existence. Years later, a young man graduates from one of the most elitist and secrete Magical schools and makes his way through Magical societies.
Ancient Greeks called it Anarkia. The Price of Gold by No. He survives to rue his actions - but making amends is not easy, when political ambitions complicate the already tense situation. Round Two by hatchling reviews Hitler is dead, but the Basterds' work is never done. With a new leader, they head back to France to free the man they all are loyal to: Rated for violence Inglourious Basterds - Rated: Burning Cloud by wolfsrainrules reviews Xanxus goes 'fishing' and we all know what the Varia Boss wants he eventually gets.
Nobody Cared by etherian reviews 11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes. Redoux by Tango Dancer reviews After the events in Washington, Bucky Barnes is lost in a haze of broken programming and disjointed memories. With no orders and no identity, he can only wander alone, searching for purpose. Scarred in body and soul, Ryann Black sees her reflection in the empty eyes of an assassin, and decides to take a chance. Encounters by mannd reviews A family leaving for vacation, Duo needs a place to hide and help an injured Quatre, so he helps himself to the empty house.
He didn't expect to find someone living in the cupboard under the stairs. YR 3 - Petunia is lost in medication and kind and gentle hands save her. T - English - Friendship - Chapters: Stranger Happenings by Felicity Dream reviews The books happened. Then Harry decided to happen. So he did, living his life and traveling the world. Then Teddy comes into his care and he decides to settle down in Forks, somehow drawing attention even when he doesn't want it. He then proceeds to take over Forks, corrupt Bella, win over vampire kings and romancing one, and fry vampire brains.
Chaos is just part of his life. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. The Whitebeard Pirates are most impressed. One Piece - Rated: Who is Captain Fenton? What secrets is he hiding? And why is he afraid of General Hammond? Watch as becomes a legend, changing into something decidedly more foxy. First chapter dedicated to warnings Naruto - Rated: When Seekers Protect by LittleMewLugia reviews When Sam is fatally wounded in a battle, the AllSpark takes matters into its own hands, and in doing so, activates a piece of almost-forgotten Seeker programming.
Reality Bends by Madrigal-in-training reviews Naruto woke up to a black-haired, green-eyed toddler sitting on his chest. The accompanying letter claimed that the kid was family. What other choice did he have but to take the child in? Fifteen year old genin, saddled with a kid, and still a virgin. Ero-Sennin was never going to let him live this down.
A Naruto adopts Harry story. Tempest Mage by Sakura Lisel reviews -X-MenEvo crossover- What if, Harry Potter was abandoned by the Dursley's and was shipped off to an orphanage the same day he arrived on their doorstep, and was later adopted by a certain blue skinned shape shifter? Sweet Temptation by Icyfire-MikoDemon reviews After rescuing a demon child from her impending death, Kagome sets out in search of the kitsune kit's uncle after she learns the kit's family was recently killed.
Feelings stronger than those Kagome felt for Inuyasha arise when she finally meets Youko. This fic has been revised! The plot has not been changed, only grammar errors were corrected. Make my heart sing: But when her half sister is wished away,Kirstin finds that one fictional man CAN understand. To bad he's the one she's trying to defeat Jareth x Oc Orig. Gendel's descendants are said to lurk deep down somewhere in forgotten shadowy caverns.
The truth will change Jon and Ygritte's view of the legend and the White Walkers forever. Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire. Has the Rocket Boss taken on too much this time?
Kagome lands near Cloud's group and makes friends with them,while Toboe winds up saving a life that most would have forsaken. Precious Doll in This Ugly World by Felicity Dream reviews A female Ash wants to go on a pokemon journey, only to find out how dangerous it can really be. Rose-colored lens are smashed to pieces as she gets stuck facing human trafficking, the evils and desperation of humanity, and that there are gray areas for everything and everyone.
Her unlikely saviors turn out to be the criminal Teams everyone warned her against M - English - Drama - Chapters: Harry's Loophole by ThinkingSpeck reviews [COMPLETE] Harry has been entered in the Triwizard Tournament, but during the shouting match with Ron he realises that he doesn't actually have to risk his life and look like a fool in front of everyone - he really only needs to show up for each task and make a token effort.
Single-point-of-departure fic, departing early in book 4. Some text borrowed from J. Happy reading to the ones who dare to enter. Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes. When the city is in danger, the Teen Titans must turn to the Fullmetal Alchemist for help. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Dumb Blond Spencer Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: FemNaruto Naruto - Rated: Daddy Hades by ncalkins reviews Percy running from Abuse stops at a park where he meets Hades god of the underworld. Who decides to take Percy home with him, how will the other gods react! He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. She was thrown away by her parents and the light for her brother.
What a change she and her visions will make to the world when she decides to help Loki become King. They accidentally send him to a new world that has a different set of rules. Light Dumbledore bashing and strong language. The Greatest Mystery by Lady Laran reviews Faced with a challenge of a case that seems impossible, a member of Whammy's House makes a suggestion that could change things before L faces that challenge.
Kira had better watch out! Threshold Shift by Macx reviews sequel to Tainted. Nothing about working at Jurassic World is routine. Especially when you're the alpha of a raptor pack. Owen Grady would never make the mistake to think every day is the same. He also didn't want students traipsing around his enclosure. Trouble is waiting in the wings. He just knows it. And then there's the rumor about poachers on Isla Sorna. When Konoha is on the edge of destruction, will he rise up once more? Or will he watch as Konoha falls? Kidorui by Shivani reviews Something that happened when Harry was twelve comes back to "haunt" him in his new home in Namimori, and it often says, "Lambo-san is here!
Crack Whims by firefly reviews Odd pairings. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles. AU-kidnapped Tadashi, glimpses of other character's lives, Aunt Cass's past, and the power of friendship. Big Hero 6 - Rated: Snake Charmer by otakusocial reviews Sasuke's travels through the Elemental Nations led him to the company of the most peculiar girl. Tainted by Macx reviews Jurassic World: Owen Grady had always had a talent for animals. It ran in the family. Masrani Global recruited him to train raptors. It was a novel idea, something only a crazy or insane person would attempt.
Owen wasn't crazy or insane. He knew he could do this, though his grandfather had always warned him: Don't let them connect. Thrower of the Dart by Vathara reviews Avengers. AU for something that could have happened instead of book Kagome Higurashi, Demon Miko of the Akatsuki by Saphire Moon Maiden reviews When Kagome uses the well after the final battle, her new demon blood has an odd reaction to it.
Stuck in a new world, she discovers a group of missing nin and makes a place for herself in all of their hearts. Rated for Hidan's mouth and cuteness overload. Memories Times for the Times.
This is the story of Uxbal, a man living in this world, but able to see his death, which guides his every move. But there may be some new hope in their corner. Following Jigsaw's grisly demise, Mark Hoffman is commended as a hero, but Agent Strahm is suspicious, and delves into Hoffman's past. I point out that those Hollywood epiphanies — in which bad guys realise their mistakes at the end and strive to put things right — rarely occur in real life. And if there is one thing the Olympic hopefuls aren't, it is quitters. Thirteenth International Anthology on Paradoxism. The Stark Truth by misteeirene reviews Summer after 4th year Harry learns that James isn't exactly is father and Lily isn't his mother.
I thought this was pretty straightforward fare, which I completed in my pretty straightforward fare par time of 17 minutes. Sharp eyed students among you will notice this is my third outing in as many weeks: Shakespeare used it, but probably only when he needed the extra syllable. Insert one into the other. Insert Ill for bad. Position is part of the definition, such as top billing. Unknown Y and capital of Europe —um- E. Today he has to carry LEST, in case.
Cut up is LOP reversed, stick in I for electrical current. Remove R from Round primarily and replace it with CH urch. A bit like corn.